He's not the Messiah...

In fact he's not even the 'Special One' anymore,Real Madrid broke him and Chelsea delivered the knockout blow.As Maureen dragged himself up off the Bernabeu canvas like a Portugeuse Rocky Balboa,his legs had given way but his heart was still in it!
He ducked the first few punches thinking he could play for time,maybe a clinch to desperately recoup and get those red blood cells delivering much-needed Oxygen to his tired and failing muscles.
Then just as it looked like he might last the round,the bell would somehow save him from taking any more punishment,the left hook and the big overhand right came flying in from Diego Costa to deliver the knockout blow.
And next Eden Hazard slips under the bottom rope with a metal chair WWE-style,to smash onto the back of Maureen's perfectly-coiffured silver mane and that my friends,is all she wrote!
Oh and then he turned up at Man Utd!