Following my earlier article on the alleged porkiness of our illustrious leader, Wes Morgan, I thought I would follow it up with a question that we should all be considering in these days of obsession with health and fitness:
Is Dunge getting too fat for his own good? Or is Blackstarr piling on the pounds? Has Mersey eaten all the pies?
I am happy to be the first to squeeze myself out of the closet - "Hello, my name is ForFoxSake and I am fatter than last season..."
If we, as fans, can be open and honest about our weighty issues it might just help others like BIG Wes to admit to his proclivity for pork scratchings and help him to break the habit for the good of our season.
So own up ladies and gents - all those that are fatter than last season please put down the Pukka Pie and sign up here...
Is Dungeon Master fat this season?
posted on 24/11/16
comment by HuthTheGreatest (U21175)
posted 9 minutes ago
I strongly imagine True Blue to be a fat lad. Just get that vibe from his aggression.
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Don't lets start the " what vibe do you get about a poster on here from how they post".........
People in glass houses.....
posted on 24/11/16
comment by DillyDingDillyDong (U13248)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by HuthTheGreatest (U21175)
posted 9 minutes ago
I strongly imagine True Blue to be a fat lad. Just get that vibe from his aggression.
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Don't lets start the " what vibe do you get about a poster on here from how they post".........
People in glass houses.....
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We're fat people in glasshouses so it's different
posted on 24/11/16
They must be Kew Gardens!!!
posted on 24/11/16
BS explain that reference to Huth
posted on 24/11/16
Huth.....basically if you're in a glass house and you throw stones at True Blue then you will end up twattting the glass if you don't open the window first before throwing said stone at True Blues head which would need to be in line with his own window which needs to be open at the exact point you throw said stone.
Basically it's fine to do it, just make sure you can hit him
posted on 24/11/16
Thanks BS
Couldn't have worded it better for Huth to understand it myself....
posted on 24/11/16
Also don't get caught
posted on 24/11/16
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posted on 24/11/16
I'm slightly fatter this year. I think it's simply a case of all the alcohol I drank for a solid month celebrating our title win.
I'm not as fat and Fat Dunge though. He's even fatter than Fat Fox used to be now. Really let himself go.
posted on 24/11/16
I've lost weight this year. But I have plenty to lose. Although not enough to take the implied multi-seat accommodation required by Dunge if the nasturtiums cast by others previously are anything to go by.
Just filled up at the German market in Brum so I can't cast many stones.