Cricket in the new age

Friends of duckworth.

Cricket is an old sport, and many believe it needs a refresh. With fox buying sky, there will be calls to jazz up the game. Make it exciting and as fresh as it was back in 1734 in the golden age of cricket.

So, suggestions please.

A Compulsory but free LSD Kool aid cocktail for those that attend. Get them Amped up for this incredible spectacle.
Cheerleaders, doing naked gymnastics at break?
Replace cricket ball with a timed Grenade?
Indiana Jones style spiked pits hidden outfield in strategic positions?
Giant sponge fingers and organ playing for every run scored?
Cut game time down to 90 mins, instead of 63.5 years per match?
Bring back penalties for winning against England. Ie a large scale colonial invasion if we get beat?

Thoughts.