Big 5 Best XI

Wahl Bro dude trophies are meaningless pieces of worthless metal. It’s like a hot girl with fake tiiiits. After a year or so she’s worthless to you. But if she was well educated, smart, funny and intelligent, it wouldn’t matter if her fake tiits fell out and she lost her looks a bit because she would still be good in the long run in other ways. Mourinho gave Inter fake tiiits instead of educating them. Who cares if Inter used to be hot. At least AC Milan is a bit of a MILF.

Eh, I'd take the tiiits over well educated, smart, funny and intelligent lol

comment by Wahl Icht is sorry - #teamcourtney (U21293)
posted 20 minutes ago
Eh, I'd take the tiiits over well educated, smart, funny and intelligent lol
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But would you not want educated, smart, funny and intelligent as well as the tiiits, just if it took a bit longer to get her?

well why can't I go get some more tiiits when I'm done with the current pair bro?

comment by Wahl Icht is sorry - #teamcourtney (U21293)
posted 15 minutes ago
well why can't I go get some more tiiits when I'm done with the current pair bro?
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Yes, but you will have to spend a year chasing them, then you get them for a year, then you fall out with them and they start betraying you during the third year, meaning you have to find a new pair. You could always go back to the same pair at a later date. But it will probably end even worse than the first time around.

comment by Jonay Hernandez (U1734)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
comment by Wahl Icht is sorry - #teamcourtney (U21293)
posted 15 minutes ago
well why can't I go get some more tiiits when I'm done with the current pair bro?
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Yes, but you will have to spend a year chasing them, then you get them for a year, then you fall out with them and they start betraying you during the third year, meaning you have to find a new pair. You could always go back to the same pair at a later date. But it will probably end even worse than the first time around.
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What if the smart and funny girl doesn't have big enough tiiiits?

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Totts not in THE big 5, try again

Wow wahl never through just words have I ever grown such a dislike for someone. U really need a good kicking gimp.

Wait, what? Why?