Maf

my suspicion is that he was beaten up consistently by spurs fans at school. which I fully understand and endorse. infact I might have been one of the ones kicking his head in

cretin

A Person that is: brainless, stupid, child-like, and full of pointless information that makes no sense and appeals only to other cretins. They can be found in abundance in every single populated internet forum, where they race to post as many mind-numbing messages as possible in a single session. In addition, they seemingly interbreed with other cretins, ensuring that their cretinous genes continue long after they end up dead meaning the Internet will never be rid of their kind. More's the pity.

Jodie and her friends like to post messages on forums about how cool it is to kick cats down stairs and throw banana skins at hungry tramps. Clearly they are cretins and should be eradicated from existence.

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comment by Chronic (U3423)
posted 6 minutes ago
my suspicion is that he was beaten up consistently by spurs fans at school. which I fully understand and endorse. infact I might have been one of the ones kicking his head in
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That was when you were both in year 7. Although Maf should have been in year 11 at that point but those SAT results kept getting worse the more he took them....

Spent his school days staaarving, Chronic comandeering his dinner ticket every day..

comment by Hector (U3606)
posted 33 seconds ago
Spent his school days staaarving, Chronic comandeering his dinner ticket every day..

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I was hungry

maf didn't need food as he doesn't have a brain, therefore needs no fuel.

He hates a lot of clubs he's a huge West Ham fan that doesn't go doesn't know anything about his team.

He's more plastic than buzz lightyear.

Spouts utter nonsense and some pretty sick things.

comment by Vertonghen Groove *100% WUM free* (U1546)
posted 4 hours, 10 minutes ago
It's not really his fault. His mum wanted twins so she kept the afterbirth and named it Maf
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The baby was wengersnearlywent the other sick plastic of the site.

Leave him alone fellas

Without his constant ridicule we won't have anything childish and immature to talk about ? 😂

Cheers mag for continuously lowering standards since the conception of football forum ?👍

😂

Even the autocorrector refuses to spell his babe correctly 😂