Things Brendan Would Never Say

As much as all the Tims like and respect BR, he does like his sound bytes. Here are a few comments that I would confidently predict will never be uttered by him, based on his regularly expressed views

"Scott Brown knows nothing about leadership or captaincy skills"

"We don't respect our opponent and I am sure we'll have an easy game today!"

"I never want us to play in an aggressive, attacking manner"

"I wish I'd never bought Scotty Sinclair!"

"I'm always telling friends down south that Celtic are a small club, with no history, tradition or decent fan base"

"I fully expect Moussa to stay for the duration of his contract and then leave Celtic on a free"

"I always tell Craig Cordon to quit the fancy stuff and just hoof the ball up the park!"

"Dedryck Boyata has every tool to be a top-class centre-half at a big club" (FFS - Brendan DID say that )

Any other comments that we'll never hear BR say?