Possible new signing?

Thanks Igor - that's the sort to thing we need. My new favourite player*

*subject to terms and conditions etc.

Poor lad hasn't even got a wiki page (yet, Heb).

That looks like his only goal for the buddies, but not a bad'un

Just had a haggis in celebration 🍴

Having a pre-Haggis dram and awaiting the return of the Hebwife

Washes it down with vodka, vodka, vodka
Which is irresponsible and illegal considering his age.

He's 18 so can wash it down with as much vodka as he wants.

comment by I'm not Spartacus. and definitely not Vidal (U4603)
posted 1 hour, 45 minutes ago
Washes it down with vodka, vodka, vodka
Which is irresponsible and illegal considering his age.

He's 18 so can wash it down with as much vodka as he wants.
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I noticed that Spart, it's obvious that maffs (or even ariffmatik) is too hard for 666.

Turned 18 last week: early reports I read had him as a 17 year old.

Also, fck you all anyway.

comment by ScouseRam (U9675)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by I'm not Spartacus. and definitely not Vidal (U4603)
posted 1 hour, 45 minutes ago
Washes it down with vodka, vodka, vodka
Which is irresponsible and illegal considering his age.

He's 18 so can wash it down with as much vodka as he wants.
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I noticed that Spart, it's obvious that maffs (or even ariffmatik) is too hard for 666.
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...slates me, having misspelled the incredibly difficult 'too' earlier, the pitbull-owning pusher?!!

Owd spart would be better off drinking said vodka and trying to lighten up a bit rather than being like the pub bore....

comment by 666 ⚽️ (U11795)
posted 19 minutes ago
comment by ScouseRam (U9675)
...slates me, having misspelled the incredibly difficult 'too' earlier, the pitbull-owning pusher?!!
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The charlie sometimes makes my index finger shake over the "oo" key, (see it's done it again).