Help for Cathro and McGhee

Need a post-match soundbite that doesn't make you sound like a remtard or a bitter walloper?

Not into football and want to sound like you know what you're talking about down the pub?

Then this is for you!

http://www.plainenglish.co.uk/football-gobbledygook-generator.html

Three easy steps. Simply randomise, memorise and verbalise . Everything will turn out fine

Legal Disclaimer: Things might not actually turn out fine.