THudds BIG Prediction Thread: Not Live!

Hey there, how are you? well its Saturday and FOOTBALL IS BACK

Last time round I got 3 results right! and after a weeks break your 9th favourite predictions poster is back with a bang!.. time to roll up your jeans, turn your collars up and grab a beer! its prediction time!

Arsenal v Swansea
Boom boom boom let me hear you say waayyoo? much like a sinking ship the rats jump first but Wenger signed an older, wiser Fabregas in Arteta! and his wife is cracking! I would...and my set peice is longer and stronger! BOOM, The Swans are yet to score.. can't see Schzney Hawkes under any pressure today!

Prediction 2-0 Arsenal

Bolton v Man Utd
I won't beat around the bush, the trotters are rubbish! and United are in form, I'm no mathematician but A + G - T = Rooney hatrick and a dream team points folly for me! that also means money and money means chicken mmmmm

Prediction 3-0 United

Everton v Aston Villa
Normally this would be a good game, but Villa have Heskey, New Villa manager found a pile of on the dressing room floor, Mcleish said "Who's sheyt on the floor?" Heskey said "Me boss.... But I'm not bad in the air", Evertons dangerman is Phil Neville. expect the highlights tonight to be as exciting as watching chicken cook mmmmmm

Prediction 0--0 (instead watch the X-Factor)

Man City v Wigan
Wigan away and Wigan at home are the same kind of thing... rubbish and oh wait...Yay another team of overpaid mercenaries woooohh! this should go either two ways! a goalfest or a goalfest! Wigan have Martinez in charge...................... Martinez! oh..

Prediction - PAIN! and 4-0 Citaaahhh

Stoke v Liverpool
Crouch is a beanpole, Gerrard is an A-hole!. I like the way Stoke play, long strong and direct with no fuss!! With all the fuss about Carrol this week and him hitting the beers, I can't see the problem, you'd find me out on the tiles at 3am smashing some shots back before a game!.. stick in a kebab and two wags and I'm a happy Thudd, Crouchy to haunt Liverpool and bag a last min winner! and thats winner winner chicken dinner mmmmm

Prediction 1-0 Stoke

Sunderland v Chelsea
Steve Bruce was a no nonsense defender who just lumped it forward to the striker.. and guess what! Sunderland do the same!.. well they are up against Chelsea thats like Mini me taking on Hulk Hogan! only this time Mini me might run out with the victory! just the two of us Gyan make it if we try just two of us

Prediction 2-1 SUNDERLAND

Wolves v Tottenham
Spurs are poor.. and so poor we couldn't afford Cahil.. and the Wolfs are hungry at home! Russian Hotspur thinks its either Spurs or his cat lets hope for the latter! I will break into song for the first time in my prediction career Adebayor... Adebaaayyoorrrr we used to hate him, well just not as much as beeeffoorree

Prediction Spurs to win 2-1