Sharticle

In light of recent sharticles being posted here, I thought I'd squeeze out one of my own. Nothing like spending some of your precious weekend time reading a sharticle. Either that or watch a team you don't support beat a team you don't care about in the FckAll Cup.

Football's boring without the league.The two cups we've here are dreadful. The League Cup reminds me of daytime TV. And the closest we'll get to romance in the FA cup nowadays is when you realise the toilet paper you used to wipe your ass at half-time smelt of lavender.

And though having a big 6 as oppose to a top 4 means we've more competition, rivalry, and all that sh|te, it does mean we have to tolerate the level of traffic it brings onto this site. Mainly from Spurs and Utd fans either raving about that Goonies sloth, Kane, or how Jose Hasbeeniho and his samurai sidekick can do a Leicester and win the league above all odds.

It'll be a revelation for some, the final top 4. The winner of course, it seems, has run away with it, so congratulations Ch£ls£a for winning the league so early. For the remainder of us still battling for points, there's still some 13 games to go. The next game couldn't come any sooner.

Hopefully it comes sooner than the next sharticle.

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