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If Footballers had real job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXsDMF2RpTQ

ronaldo - model
neymar - barber
iniesta - farmer
rooney - fisherman

pogba - Dj
gerrard - bouncer
Zlatan - tourist guide

Add freely

posted on 23/2/17

To be fair now, I boxed through my teens into my early 20's. Was alright. Not a measure of how tough someone is though. Mate of mine did it as well and he's softer than curry turds.

posted on 23/2/17

comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 29 minutes ago
Well of course.

The former rugby player bit. Is that like I'm a former footballer, tennis player, golfer, cyclist, swimmer, clay pigeon shooter, racing driver, basketballer, squash player by any chance?
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I played rugby all through Uni, didn't know that was a remarkable achievement for some.

Good to know

posted on 23/2/17

comment by 4timus Prime (U19487)
posted 15 minutes ago
To be fair now, I boxed through my teens into my early 20's. Was alright. Not a measure of how tough someone is though. Mate of mine did it as well and he's softer than curry turds.
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I boxed in teens,fooked it off when me 1st fight came up,joined a judo club and got to blue belt

make love not war I hate violence

posted on 23/2/17

comment by ManUtdDaredevil (U9612)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 29 minutes ago
Well of course.

The former rugby player bit. Is that like I'm a former footballer, tennis player, golfer, cyclist, swimmer, clay pigeon shooter, racing driver, basketballer, squash player by any chance?
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I played rugby all through Uni, didn't know that was a remarkable achievement for some.

Good to know
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Former rugby player just sounds like you were pro, I mean I wouldn't say I'm a former footballer and yet played to a decent level but as long as I know you embellish things to validate yourself it's all good.

So the 6ft "Italian stallion" boxing hard as nails rugby player with a social conscience that would make Mother Teresa hang her head in shame may be a little wide of the mark.

Closest you've come to a fight is a cheap bottle of high karate.

posted on 23/2/17

My willy is massive lads. Massive.

posted on 23/2/17

Shout louder because it's true.

Does it box?

posted on 23/2/17

comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 2 minutes ago
Shout louder because it's true.

Does it box?
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British cockboxing champion.

posted on 23/2/17

comment by 4timus Prime (U19487)
posted 11 seconds ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 2 minutes ago
Shout louder because it's true.

Does it box?
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British cockboxing champion.
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Wait...

posted on 23/2/17

comment by 4timus Prime (U19487)
posted 2 minutes ago
comment by 4timus Prime (U19487)
posted 11 seconds ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 2 minutes ago
Shout louder because it's true.

Does it box?
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British cockboxing champion.
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Wait...
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#worriednow

posted on 23/2/17

comment by 4timus Prime (U19487)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by 4timus Prime (U19487)
posted 11 seconds ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody (U6374)
posted 2 minutes ago
Shout louder because it's true.

Does it box?
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British cockboxing champion.
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Wait...
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