HMS Chelsea.............

or should it be HMS Relentless.We are just steaming on, through the storms and the squalls,and nothing seems likely to stop us .
Full credit to the skipper (Conte ),also to our engine room below decks who don't give too much away, Coutois, Dave , Luiz, Cahill, Alonso, not to mention as well, Matic and N'golo, who are doing sterling work 'tween decks. Midships ,we have Hazard, Cesc, Pedro, and Willy ooozing class and silken skills to delight the eye, and last but not least we have the dark destroyer Diego up in the foc'sle smashing everything that gets in his way !.

All in all, we are in a good position,as long as no bloody great ice berg appears in the channel, we should arrive safe and sound in our home port at the top of the Premier League,very very soon .