Keeper Problem

Mike you would have been a better buy than bravo lad.

What's your shot stoppage percentages like?

100% (or 0%)

I've not played as a keeper since primary school on the playground

Did save a header going over the line with my arm though earlier in the season and got away with it, also scored the winning goal at the end of the same match.

The away side didn't bother coming back to our pub that day, and no one shook my hand at the end

I used to play in a team where our keeper had a drink problem. One cold Tuesday night we were battering the opposition and scored after a period camped in their half. When we turned round we found our keeper had fecked off. He'd gone to the pub.

I got dragged out of the pub once because the usual lad didn't turn up.

I let in a lot, I think I moved out of the way of one.

Bravo's Mrs said he was a keeper
Nobody else has said it since

comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 hour, 16 minutes ago
I got dragged out of the pub once because the usual lad didn't turn up.

I let in a lot, I think I moved out of the way of one.
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Absolutely horrendous experience playing in nets. Goalies are all nutters.

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I got dragged out of the pub once because the usual lad didn't turn up.

I let in a lot, I think I moved out of the way of one.
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You certainly can't risk another blow to the head!

comment by Kamikaze Blue (U7450)
posted 29 minutes ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 hour, 16 minutes ago
I got dragged out of the pub once because the usual lad didn't turn up.

I let in a lot, I think I moved out of the way of one.
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Absolutely horrendous experience playing in nets. Goalies are all nutters.
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Got knocked out by an elbow at a corner didn't even feel hitting the ground

Dislocated my knee making a save at school too.

Teacher popped the knee back in it made a hell of a crunch.

The eighties were a different time.

comment by Globaled (U7198)
posted 26 minutes ago
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I got dragged out of the pub once because the usual lad didn't turn up.

I let in a lot, I think I moved out of the way of one.
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You certainly can't risk another blow to the head!
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Well you certainly are a consistent obsessed little sniff aren't you

Did it sound funnier in your head?