Threat level

comment by rossobianchi (U17054)
posted 5 minutes ago
When your in-laws are staying for the weekend and you've gone to Wicks realising you've left your laptop on the coffee table without deleting your browsing history.

AWOOOGA AWOOOGA!
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Rookie mistake

When you have a one night stand and forget to wear a Johnny and she calls you a couple of weeks later

comment by Duane Ofori-Acheampong (U21315)
posted 26 seconds ago
When you have a one night stand and forget to wear a Johnny and she calls you a couple of weeks later
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I think we all know this has never happened to you HK

comment by Duane Ofori-Acheampong (U21315)
posted 2 minutes ago
When you have a one night stand and forget to wear a Johnny and she calls you a couple of weeks later
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'She' being your mum, telling you to use a condom because she's fed up of buying new bed sheets whilst you're whanking yourself to sleep after posting poor wums on ja606 into the early hours?

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He should have ended up in a condom

This is me LQ u know I've got 0 mercy


https://youtu.be/5QTXhlbLlPs

When your mate and his Mrs invite you round for a few beers, some of his neighbours are there and the first thing they ask you is 'Have you driven here? We've all put our keys in the bowl over there...'

comment by Save Us Usmanov (U5041)
posted 26 minutes ago
This is me LQ u know I've got 0 mercy


https://youtu.be/5QTXhlbLlPs
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I'm a merciful person but my resolve is tested I expect shock will turn to anger soon.

A sad sad day.

comment by Brightdave: (U11711)
posted 9 hours, 49 minutes ago
Hahaha Duane isn't having a good day haha
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Any day ever