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Hypothetically speaking!!

All the papers in england are already saying that its a two horse race for the league title between the two manchester clubs.

Now hypothetically speaking say we beat man utd at old trafford on sunday what would the morning papers read.

any idea whatsoever??

comment by IAWT (U10012)

posted on 12/9/11

Amazing how people forget so fast.
Last year, Chelsea had exactly the same start than both Manu club. After 5 games everyone was saying that the title is theirs.
And then they run out of steam.
Usually Man united start slow and then pick up speed after christmas. Not sure they'll keep this form until the end of the season. neither is city

posted on 12/9/11

Anything could happen on Sunday

United Chelea games tend to throw something out for the media to grab a hold of.

United look better than Chelsea so far but anything can happen in a single game of course

Can't wait for Sunday!

posted on 12/9/11

If we had 99% of the ball, and the game was played for 99% of the time in the United half, and the score was 12-0 including a Torres tripple hat trick, the headline would still read something like

LUCKY COCKNEY TUATS RUIN MANCHESTERS FOOTBALLING SEASON THE FARQUING CUTSN.

TORRES IS A MISFIRING BLANK SHOOTING WANCHOR WHO GOT LUCKY YESTERDAY, AND JOHN TERRY SLEPT WITH HIS MISSUS DURING THE HALF TIME INTERVAL, THE BARSTEWARD.

They just dont like us you see

posted on 12/9/11

Does Martin Samuel pay twice to get in to matches ?

posted on 12/9/11

I'd buy that paper

posted on 12/9/11

comment by SANDSEND 59 (U6325)


posted 2 minutes ago

If we had 99% of the ball, and the game was played for 99% of the time in the United half, and the score was 12-0 including a Torres tripple hat trick, the headline would still read something like

LUCKY COCKNEY TUATS RUIN MANCHESTERS FOOTBALLING SEASON THE FARQUING CUTSN.

TORRES IS A MISFIRING BLANK SHOOTING WANCHOR WHO GOT LUCKY YESTERDAY, AND JOHN TERRY SLEPT WITH HIS MISSUS DURING THE HALF TIME INTERVAL, THE BARSTEWARD.

They just dont like us you see

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Hahahhahahhahahahhha

Oh jeez, if only that did happen. I would die laughing

Thanks for the giggle bud


posted on 12/9/11

Tuats

posted on 12/9/11

Does Martin Samuel pay twice to get in to matches

I dont know, but I do think he is paid in meat and potato pies and thick double cream milkshakes the jabba looking, 27chinned, dribbling idiot, the malodorous toad would be out of his depth in a car park puddle,

posted on 12/9/11

2 seats. One for each cheek

posted on 12/9/11

Lol Sandsend.

Also this had me laughing

"Lucky Chelsea ruin title race"

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