People don't talk about this....

comment by Wahl Icht ~ (U21500)
posted 4 minutes ago
Shiiit day bro. Late to meet a professor, cut my stomach accidentally (lol), got turned down by a girl AND to top it all off Ass calls me a baby. That last one hurts me the most
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Sorry to hear that wahlly boy. Win some lose some I guess. Did the girl get put off by your crusty w@nkstained poster of Jose, and associated shrine to him?

Nah, I never got around to showing her that. You need to wait until at least the third date for that

Do you show girls your Pogba voodoo doll btw?

comment by Wahl Icht ~ (U21500)
posted 4 minutes ago
Nah, I never got around to showing her that. You need to wait until at least the third date for that

Do you show girls your Pogba voodoo doll btw?
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No, you are going about it wrong wahlly. Aim to get them in the sack first date, makes everything easier.

- hide the Jose shrine and cunstaibed poster
- plan the date near your apparently (or mums house)
- bar hop with her, this not only helps her get drunk quicker, lower inhibitions, but also artificially makes her think she's known you longer, thus making it easier for you to get in.
- throughout the night, mention you have donethibg cool at your apartment/moms house, could be anything, a cool guitar, a cat that can do tricks etc. This means you have an excuse to invite her in to see it.

Good luck wahlly.

But I could never do step 1. Either she likes Mourinho or she can furrrk off

But in all seriousness thanks bro

No worries wahl

comment by Wahl Icht ~ (U21500)
posted 16 hours, 29 minutes ago
But I could never do step 1. Either she likes Mourinho or she can furrrk off

But in all seriousness thanks bro
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I totally agree. My lady wasn't a fan of Moyes because like me she supports Liverpool.
One evening I sat her down and showed her some of his excellent work tactically and man management and now she loves him.
We were upset when Sunderland let him go

Now people definitely won't talk about this. Wahl

soccer?lol.

Wahl

Is wahl dead?

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