North East Lower

well done. heartbeat of the club

Ive realised I would hate going shopping with the wife on a saturday and finally come to my senses.
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This is the biggest driver behind season ticket sales.

I believe the club should have a campaign warning men of the perils of having to go shopping with wives.

Perhaps a billboard campaign outside Harvey Nick "How much of your time and money is your other half going to waste in here today?"

Or a sign outside Lush:
"These handmade soaps are firking expensive, you could have bought a pie and peas for the cost of that banana and hedgehog dung soap"

Maybe text message alerts as you're dragged in Jimmy Chaos:
"Just how many more shoes does this woman need, you could have bought an XXXXL figure hugging away shirt with that money"

Cheers Rich. Never sat in North East Lower but didnt want family stand and thought my lad would have better view but be near Kop for atmosphere.

Only problem is we go to Rhodes on 11th august for 2 weeks. Season starts weekend before so praying we are at home first weekend so at least will see first home game.

Jonty- that is so true mate.

Fab news Bowyer ..... the more the better 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

Crazy season starting so early, when people are on holiday....wonder what they'll do when it comes up to Qatar World Cup.

VOF- Cheers. Anybody heard anything about a new kit yet? i know we need a coach sorting but wondered if anyone had seen or heard about it?

They're flogging off the old stuff discounted so I assume something new is in the pipeline .....

nice one

I have to say, as a bloke who's spent 30 years in
advertising, I like Jonty's ideas on targeting fans.
It makes a ton of sense and is very funny.

Well done, Jonty