Worryingly relaxed attitude

I live and work in an expat community about 100 miles south of the equator. Lots of horror stories about people who thought they knew better.

The problem have is that I have an allergy to sweetcorn so cant use sun cream.

What has has sun cream got to do with sweetcorn? More than you could possibly realise. Sweetcorn is used in the perfume added to it and a number of the ingredients can be made from sweetcorn. But before I knew what it was that caused my symptoms I did a lot of research into the chemicals used in cosmetics and creams like this. The list of things they use is scrier than being out in the sun once you know what they are. Carciogenics, toxins, neuro-toxins, hormone inhibitors and other things are common ingredients. Google toxins in perfume and toxins in cosmetics as a starting point and look for yourselves.

Cancer rates are increasing despite a supposedly healthier lifestyle. Now you know why.

factor 15 I always use it and I am the colour of oak tree now

Factor 50 I have the Irish gene which means burn baby burn

I just douse myself in baby oil.

I find good old fashioned lard works

I just stay indoors. Far too much outside can kill you.

I find olive oil or vegetable oil works very well. It gives you that nice crispy brown glow of a chicken nugget

What about slavering yourself with goose fat for a roast potato sheen?