VVD

Can we go back to talking poo?

I always find I need to go after I've knocked one out. I imagine it's something to do with the prostate.

I'm holding it in and having a coffee so I know I'm all clear for a night out later

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 10 minutes ago
Didn't Liverpool FC state that they would no longer pursue the player?


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We said we dropped interest, we then just picked it back up a few days later

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
Didn't Liverpool FC state that they would no longer pursue the player?


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I take it Southampton will be groveling to us to buy him now

I take it Southampton will be groveling to us to buy him now

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Why would they?

One of life's great mysteries:

A bloke must have a p*ss when he sits on the toilet to have a poo. It is absolutely impossible for him not to p*ss at the same time he's curling one out on the toilet.

However, on a big night out a bloke is perfectly capable of absolutely sh*tting in his pants whilst not p*ssing himself at the same time.

comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
Didn't Liverpool FC state that they would no longer pursue the player?
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Yeah, but that's got nothing to do with the player pursuing us.

We have to pay a tax for the approach, if he wants to leave which seems to be he case Southampton may as well get the most they can and we are most likely willing to pay more knowing we were in the wrong at the start of the window.

To be fair Southampton have come out well if they get that fee and made us back away the way they did.

Forgot I made this article. My sources served me well!!
ITK

fee needs an update

comment by Pride of the North (U6803)
posted 14 minutes ago
fee needs an update
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£67.5m was the agreed transfer between the clubs. Additional costs are agent and admin fees .