Calling Agent Bruce,come in Agent Bruce...

Agent Bruce you're doing absolutely sterling work across the city there,M and Q are over the moon with villa's start to the season you're in for a pay rise if you can keep up the good work!
In the drop zone after just 3 short games and a mere one place away from the very rock bottom of the Champo,we could only imagine and dream of a performance like this pre-season.
Don't drop the ball now we need to keep it up for the remaining games and go for a Derby-style,record low-scoring relegation from the Premier League,there will certainly be a huge bonus in a brown envelope for you arriving as villa are welcomed into League Division One!
http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/championship/table
SOTV...KRO...