Goodbye bears

Dear fat, stupid, bears,



I think we can all agree that since liquidation you have been nothing more than comic relief for the rest of scottish football.



Like a clown with oversized shoes running around trying to pull up its huge pants, eventually falling on its face in a custard pie with a loud "Splat!"



I think its fair to say that this has grown old, its time to just give up, accept where you are, and leave.



we will write this season off (already) and you can leave with your head held high - to assist we will put pies on lamposts ensuring you look the right way.



it's been fun, honest it has, but now whats the point?



Perhaps i can help you by setting up "bearstrust" a foundation to rehome unwanted bears (all of you)? For just £2 a month we can promise donators not the send a picture of you, and to provide updates, perhaps we could send some pages from your colouring books instead?



whatever you decide, i think its best that you just withdraw from scottish football as a whole.



no one likes you, you care, and you are fat & ugly.



go.



bye, bye.