Merry Chairmanmas

Ho Ho Ho Everyone Ken here,

It's beginning to look a lot more like Christmas than it did yesterday at the club what with the raid on the "illegal" Christmas stuff we got. After a few "chats" it was finally acknowledged we had been hoodwinked good and proper by a wrong un and we could get our decs back following payment of a "small fee". In the end rather than pay to get it all back a few of the staff got together and made stuff out of twigs, branches and a couple of unused squad members. Watching a "living tree" walking to his car of an evening with a ruddy cheeked Elf is a sight to behold.

I'm trying not to mention the football - as it is doing my head in right now. So after finishing all my meetings me and the boy have gone to our winter retreat - which of course is not wintry in the slightest - to recuperate and maybe come up with an award winning plot to get some hot new players for nothing. Funnily enough one of the islanders is an up and coming young star called Horatio Michael Richardson-Cuthbert. Naturally my blood is running cold until I find out he is out of contract and willing to play for little money - I ask him whether he is cool with us paying him late but he doesn't get the joke. Instead he does more kick ups whilst taking a selfie.

Of course it wouldn't be Christmas without the club shop and this year is no different. Though in order to save money we will be opening from 9-10, 11-1pm, 3-5:30 and 6-7 on cheap days with all our staff on rotation. Our new special BWFC branded "Top of the mini-league" t-shirts have been specially amended in quick time to read "Top of the mini-league - hopefully by the end of the season." in time to be in your stockings for Christmas and at a very reasonable price, (considering the cost of changing), of £45.50. Also don't forget your very own club Turkey brander so you can support the Wanderers whilst tucking into dinner. All for the reasonable £12.

So finally all I have left to say is to wish all my readers a very Happy Christmas and for everyone to leave their last minute shopping for a couple of hours on Saturday and come round to the Stadium where there may be some strippers on or something - (if that don't get the punters in nothing will eh).

Cheers Easy,

Ken.