This very old couple go to the doctor because they're getting forgetful.
The doc explains it's old age and nothing he can do but suggests they write things down instead of trying to remember.
That night he's heading for the kitchen and she says 'bring me some ice cream'
'OK'
'Write it down'
'It's ok I'll remember'
'And strawberries'
'OK'
'Write it down'
'It's ok I'll remember'
'Chocolate sauce as well'
'OK'
'Write it down'
'It's ok I'll remember'
Half an hour later he appears and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs.
She looks at it and says.....
'You forgot the toast'
Browse:
A very funny joke. You'll laugh.
comment by CelticTornado (U4316)
posted on 21/12/17
I like
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comment by Big Eck(Back for more?) (U6032)
posted on 21/12/17
👍Very good
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comment by joeymancityz. (U4783)
posted on 21/12/17
Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a t.u .r.d goes floating by.
The t.u .r.d yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!"
One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that s .h.1.t?"
comment by U1878 SILKY BLUE (U1878)
posted on 21/12/17
MAGIC! O.P.
posted on 21/12/17
Hahaha
comment by Hector (U3606)
posted on 21/12/17
The old ones are the best...so...
3 turds laying in the street, which one is a musketeer?
The dark tan yin
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