Just been for a job interview...

An interviewer once asked me if I was a good listener.

I said 'that would be lovely milk and 2 sugars please'

An interviewer once asked me what me type speed was.

I said 2 minutes for brunettes, 1 min for blonds, and around 45 for fat birds.

"What do you think is your worst quality"?
"I'm probably too honest"
"That's not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality"
"I don't give a sheite what you think"

"If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
"The living one"

"You'll start at £15 an hour and after 6 months it will go up to £17 an hour."
"OK then... I'll come back in 6 months."

Wonderful article.