Version...tin-pot Baggies are the Theresa May of the Premier League lurching from one crisis to the next!
Apparently Alan Partridge had his jacket,wallet and phone stolen in the *ahem* five star hotel they stayed in.So absolutely NOT by the Nig.erian hoo.kers on Las Ramblas that can peel an orange in their pocket once the sun goes down then at all?
What on Earth were the Baggies doing in Barcelona anyway,having been gubbed 3-0 by Chelsea a day or two before and playing in the FA Cup five days later which they also lost 2-1 to Southampton today?
It was hilarious listening to a Baggies fan trying to explain their latest disgrace to Mike Parry on TalkSport,how it was like the 'Great Escape' back in 2005 he got absolutely torn a new one he was thick as mince like all of 'em!
Johnny Evans,Gareth Barry,Jake Livermore and Boaz Myhill these are senior international players who should know much better,they obviously have ZERO respect for their tin-pot club but who can blame them?
Once again the Baggies are the absolute joke club of Europe,the whole World is laughing their socks off at them right now and rightly so!
Will the owners do the decent thing and sack Alan Partridge with immediate effect and the players,to save at least some face?
If not then maybe just relegate them directly to League Division Two where they belong?
Grand Theft Auto : Barcelona/Sandwell...
posted on 17/2/18
Alan Partridge is in a no win situation, and I'd imagine he'd be regretting joining WBA, if it wasn't the fact he'll be guaranteed a nice pay-off once they realise he's incompetent.
posted on 17/2/18
comment by Isle of Bute (U16473)
posted 14 minutes ago
Alan Partridge is in a no win situation, and I'd imagine he'd be regretting joining WBA, if it wasn't the fact he'll be guaranteed a nice pay-off once they realise he's incompetent.
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I can't stand him anyway he's a nasty piece of work,since he headbutted either another manager or player I can't remember on the sideline at Newcastle?
posted on 18/2/18
There's quite a few that are desperate to get sacked. Their owner has no money left. The Chinese Percy Thrower would do well to liquidate the club and turn the pitch into an allotment, selling parsnips to the local davages.
And to think that Jelly Head and Arsie begged for Jeremy Peace to leave.
As thick as planks.
posted on 18/2/18
comment by Mr Chin (U16263)
posted 46 minutes ago
There's quite a few that are desperate to get sacked. Their owner has no money left. The Chinese Percy Thrower would do well to liquidate the club and turn the pitch into an allotment, selling parsnips to the local davages.
And to think that Jelly Head and Arsie begged for Jeremy Peace to leave.
As thick as planks.
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The Baggies the gift that just keeps giving!
I didn't realise the new owner was a keen gardener maybe an 'Aran Titmar' then in Chinglish,they could always rename the stadium GardenForce@Sandwell?
Talking of arsie I believe he's now on suicide watch down at Lidl,where he can normally be seen rummaging through the bins at the back for those pre-use by date gems!
If you do see him tell him that his Nan is very worried but he's not in any trouble,tell him to just come home!
posted on 18/2/18
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posted on 18/2/18
Pardew likes a drink and the ladies, he tried it on with my ex at a party one time when at Southampton. He deserves Albion and it is amazing the state they are suddenly in
posted on 18/2/18
comment by Cinciwolf-Wolves, passing the ball since 2017 (U11551)
posted 7 hours, 11 minutes ago
Pardew likes a drink and the ladies, he tried it on with my ex at a party one time when at Southampton. He deserves Albion and it is amazing the state they are suddenly in
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Doesn't surprise me one bit he just looks sleazy doesn't he?
I believe that Peter Odemwingie has now hired a bus and is charging to drive the whole team,coaching staff,office and admin.plus tea lady away from the Wh0rethorns for a small fee.....
Man the lifeboats,women and children first the good ship Sandwell is going down!