Celtic vs Dundee - April Date

Got a text saying:
"Congratulations you have won either 1,000 cash or tickets to see
Elvis Presley.
Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 1 minute ago
Got a text saying:
"Congratulations you have won either 1,000 cash or tickets to see
Elvis Presley.
Press 1 for the money, 2 for the show
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Take the money. You'll be seeing Elvis before long anyway.

A bloke from Barnsley wakes up with a sore ar se.
He goes to the shop and says to the shopkeeper "nah then, does tha'
sell ar se cream?"
The shopkeeper replies "That we do Lad, does tha' want a Magnum or
a Cornetto?"



well obviously you would take the Cornetto.

Everyone knows a Magnum only serves as a pain in the ass.

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 10 seconds ago
A bloke from Barnsley wakes up with a sore ar se.
He goes to the shop and says to the shopkeeper "nah then, does tha'
sell ar se cream?"
The shopkeeper replies "That we do Lad, does tha' want a Magnum or
a Cornetto?"



well obviously you would take the Cornetto.

Everyone knows a Magnum only serves as a pain in the ass.
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Very droll

very drool

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 4 minutes ago
very drool


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You're in a funny mood today

On a plane at Heathrow...heading for Edinburgh. Snow just coming on here.

Probably switching off shortly. Enjoy your afternoon.

Just announced a two hour delay

oh dear

Don't ya just love terminal 5

comment by The Duke (U10059)
posted 3 minutes ago
oh dear

Don't ya just love terminal 5
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I think it's better than sitting on the plane. I've got good status with BA so can get drunk in their lounges for free.

Unfortunately I'm on the plane now and can't see out the windows for snow.

im sure it will be fine

I would add that having close to no status with BA terminal 5 is a modern cattle market.

when building a new terminal did they not look at Singapore or HK

If they did then they must have thought NA lets just build a big glass shed