My nephew sent me this. No doubt that it's probably been on here before, and feel free to sbstitute the team names to suit.
A Glasgow School Teacher asks her class "What Football team do you support? Raise your hands if it's Rangers". The whole class raise their hands except one boy.
"John what team do you support?" The boy replied "Partick Thistle" The teachers asks "why?"
John says "because my mum and dad were brought up in maryhill and support them and so do I". "Well you don't have to copy your mum and dad, what if your mum was a prostitue and your dad was a junkie?" John replies "Then i'd support Rangers like the rest of you"
Browse:
Probably been on here before
comment by atheist (U2783)
posted on 2/3/18
comment by Keiran Keane (U1734)
posted on 2/3/18
True story.
comment by bubbsy (U21459)
posted on 2/3/18
Boy screams and complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! Bit you forgot to mention one thing!
Father: Really, what?
Son : That the potato goes in the front!
posted on 2/3/18
A junkie walks into a bank with a bag full of cannabis bars...
Shocked, the bank clerk asks "What is this for?"...
The junkie replies "I'm here to open a joint account!"
posted on 2/3/18
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors??
If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken saloon
comment by Blue Heaven (U20912)
posted on 2/3/18
This also might have been on here before:
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
His mind races back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife, and he says,
"Oh my God, are you the stripper from my stag do that I did on the pool table with all my mates watching while your partner whipped me with wet celery?"
The woman looks at him and says very calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
comment by Keiran Keane (U1734)
posted on 2/3/18
comment by Cheese is tasty (U21721)
posted 20 minutes ago
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors??
If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken saloon
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Why do the chicks in the chicken coop never go back into the eggs once they've come out? Because then it'd be a chicken hatchback.
comment by Mr. Unsubscribe (U1110)
posted on 2/3/18
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