Yaya Toure wants Arsenal

comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
Did Wenger leave an old list of players in a drawer somewhere? Emery is going over all the crossed out ones with "Merde, j'ai Encore raté!*" next to them.
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Qui est Marvin Martin?!

£1 a week? It'll never happen. He has to be aid the minimum wage by law.

With his kamikaze attacks against Guardiola, Toure has outed himself as a loose gun. No big club will touch him even with a bargepole after this.

comment by Thomas T. (U11796)
posted 10 hours, 9 minutes ago
With his kamikaze attacks against Guardiola, Toure has outed himself as a loose gun. No big club will touch him even with a bargepole after this.
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Hes also outed Pep as a racist who doesnt like African players.

I want to know what the bonuses are. Yaya is well up himself so he might just be sure enough he's still got it, to sucker a team nicely. Team signs him expecting him to have lost a step so the bonuses won't be high. Sly git has a record breaking season and stings the kitty hard.

Would be nice to have some strength and bottle in MF though.

"Sly git has a record breaking season and stings the kitty hard."

But surely that's the point, if he has a "record breaking season", the team would benefit - he gets his bonuses. Not really "sly", is it?

comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted 7 minutes ago
"Sly git has a record breaking season and stings the kitty hard."

But surely that's the point, if he has a "record breaking season", the team would benefit - he gets his bonuses. Not really "sly", is it?
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Yeah I thought that. The sly git only scores us 20 goals and wins us 2 trophies and POTY..... and now he expects us to pay him more than a £1? How dare he

Yaya Toure's engine seems to be Kaput...

His mouth, however, is in perfect running order.

comment by The Gin Palace (U21084)
posted 2 days, 2 hours ago
comment by HenrysCat (U3608)
posted 7 minutes ago
"Sly git has a record breaking season and stings the kitty hard."

But surely that's the point, if he has a "record breaking season", the team would benefit - he gets his bonuses. Not really "sly", is it?
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Yeah I thought that. The sly git only scores us 20 goals and wins us 2 trophies and POTY..... and now he expects us to pay him more than a £1? How dare he
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You misunderstand. I never meant we shouldn't pay it, I just meant that the bonuses are probably structured so that he gets more money than god (or he ever would have gotten from any standard contract if we negotiated one straight up, now).

Basically, could end up becoming the most expensive "Bargain" in football history. By all means sign him bit just beware it could end up costing a hefty bundle.