Wayne's beard

As many of us know, the poster known as New Wayne Order, has achieved something quite incredible in his life.

That incredible thing is that he has grown a beard.

Not only has he GROWN a beard, but he has MAINTAINED it, and not shaved it off.

He has accomplished this throughout his single years and married years, and throughout various decades of his life, and during periods where beards have been the height of fashion, and those where they have been associated with anoraks and packed lunches.

"Wayne", as he is affectionaly and admiringly known, within the lightweight sports discussions fraternity, wears his beard in all positions, including when seated, when standing, when lieing down, and when partaking in his hobbies and activities, which include walking from somewhere to somewhere else.

Rumour has it that his beard is known in some parts of the world - such as in his living room - as one of the marvels of the known universe.

His beard is understood to be rivalled by other men on a physical level only by the renouned good looks of Kim Jong Un, and the sheer prowess of Thor, the God of Thunder.

Some say that his beard contains over 10,000 hairs, whilst others say that in all its years, he has never left any bits of food in it for more than a day at a time.

In spite of all this, Wayne remains incredibly modest, and very rarely mentions his beard at all on here.

Well this thread is a celebration of Wayne's beard. If you have any stories or anecdotes about the magical beard, please let us know about them.

Wayne has remained silent for too long. It's time to celebrate this incredible achievement, and this truly remarkable man, once and for all.

Wayne