At the request of many, including the great DaveNotSo, it comes down to this, the biggest surfer Utd edition vote. Your chance to officially nominate our boards biggest and best for the final competition against giants like Sandy, wahl and Morespunk.
Here we go;
* stretty: needs no introduction. Still a financial drain on his parents, still believing in sky fairies and not Darwin. A controversial figure who’s opinion and intellect make Trump look smart. but on these boards, but he doesn’t care, he’s world class, you’re a nonce. His one weakness is his fear of being bummed by Manc python. His kryptonite, but otherwise a strong contender.
**Nobb/Robb - accept no substitute. Even inflatable. Always the bridesmaid ,never the bride, could this be his year? The first to push even wahl out of the way in a desperate pursuit to suck on Jose’s teet, loyal to a fault. Not a bad bloke(s) even if he causes water shortages in Spain. Also known as manutd82, VidicsChin & Rosso in his other accounts.
*** Scholay- surprise nomination. Scraped in through two votes in qualifying. Can’t say too much about scholay other than he annoys some with possibly pessimistic (and therefore realistic) views on utd, and upsets the zealots. can sometimes get angry, but not Metth angry thankfully. One lunatic is enough.
****United We Win- Barca we win, real we win, stoke we lose on a rainy a Tuesday, Beijing we win, Bora Bora we definitely win, Scunthorpe we..ah Fack that.
*****rdd/tyler/man in Black/arab- a man of many faces, none of them black or brown. A man who answers a question with a question, with a question. A man who has more white sheets than evangelical Christians in America’s Deep South. A favourite along with stretty, could he do it? What was the question?
Bonus vote -Melbourne Red; because I can, and dave requested it.
Bonus vote 2-pranks. Aka the snitch. You can vote for pranks by leaving a creative insult on the thread for him.
UPDATE—-maginificent victory for Stretty holding off a late surge from Robb. Rdd will feel let down by a poor performance, as will python, who really should have made the cut, and judging by votes in this thread may have mounted a decent challenge for stretty.
WELL DONE STRETTY!!
Biggest Surfer-the final Vote
posted on 31/8/18
comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 6 hours, 38 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 4 hours, 47 minutes ago
comment by Nobb 🇦🇺🇪🇸 (U21234)
posted 3 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by Nobb 🇦🇺🇪🇸 (U21234)
posted 18 seconds ago
Some people can’t accept their views being challenged so lazily group people together as the same person
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How do you feel about being 2nd to stretty?
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Better to be hated or adored than ignored 😎
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Gay.
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There must be something in the water this week
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Was pride last week
posted on 31/8/18
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 26 minutes ago
Only joking Baz.
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Possibly very accurate
posted on 31/8/18
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
I agree, baz isn't ajust a complete and utter baztard.
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He can hardly be pessed off with someone else referring to him as a baztard, for at least two reasons.
posted on 31/8/18
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posted on 31/8/18
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posted on 31/8/18
comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
comment by rosso is facking happy(U17054)
posted 42 minutes ago
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
I agree, baz isn't ajust a complete and utter baztard.
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He can hardly be pessed off with someone else referring to him as a baztard, for at least two reasons.
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At least. I can think of six reasons off the top of my head.
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Alright! Bloody troublemakers!
List em dave!
posted on 31/8/18
comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 1 hour, 23 minutes ago
comment by LQ (U6305)
posted 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
comment by Dave NotSo (U11711)
posted 6 hours, 38 minutes ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 4 hours, 47 minutes ago
comment by Nobb 🇦🇺🇪🇸 (U21234)
posted 3 hours, 45 minutes ago
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 25 minutes ago
comment by Nobb 🇦🇺🇪🇸 (U21234)
posted 18 seconds ago
Some people can’t accept their views being challenged so lazily group people together as the same person
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How do you feel about being 2nd to stretty?
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Better to be hated or adored than ignored 😎
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Gay.
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There must be something in the water this week
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Was pride last week
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Pride? Pride of the North came out of the closet too?
Makes it so much easier for Stretty to finally accept himself.
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Better than touching kids like you dave
posted on 31/8/18
Pride? Pride of the North came out of the closet too?
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Quite clearly Prides mane tells you that he loves a good Mardi Gras. In fact his full name is Pride of Peter North.
posted on 24/9/18
With rdd and stretty banned....
I declare Nobb the winner!
posted on 24/9/18
comment by Baz tard (U19119)
posted 42 minutes ago
With rdd and stretty banned....
I declare Nobb the winner!
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😂😂😂