Lee “loathsome" Camp’s return yesterday got me thinking of a possible team containing those players for whom it is utterly apparent from their deportment on the pitch that they are tools of the first order. Here is my suggestion out of players currently playing their trade in the Premiership or Championship. Feel free to offer your own favourites.
Lee Camp
Chris Gunter Ashley Williams. Chris Smalling. Ashley Young
Jonjo Shelvey. Harry Arter. Robert Snodgrass
Wilfred Zaha. Daniel Sturridge. James Maclean
Manager: Jose Mourinho
Fans: RFB, Blackstarr, Ray, blueinbarca, The baggie man
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comment by Scouse (U9675)
posted on 4/11/18
Alan Bates was a very famous film star from Derby.
posted on 4/11/18
Timothy Dalton is local, jack O’Connell and Jason statham haven’t done bad in the film industry. Lucky they didn’t have brummie accents. Brummie actors job prospects died when crossroads finished
comment by Peeder (U1684)
posted on 4/11/18
Ok, so I read the title of this and couldn't work out what no bend meant!
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comment by 🏴 HebridesRam (U2909)
posted on 4/11/18
comment by Peeder - more than mildly optimistic (U1684)
posted 6 minutes ago
Ok, so I read the title of this and couldn't work out what no bend meant!
🙄
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I assumed it nobend it like Beckham.....but didn't want anyone to have an excuse to be rude about the man......
comment by blueinbarca (U3426)
posted on 5/11/18
comment by GRIFF....fair price for football fans...not alot to ask for? (U3408)
posted 11 hours, 52 minutes ago
comment by blueinbarca (U3426)
posted 4 hours ago
comment by GRIFF....fair price for football fans...not alot to ask for? (U3408)
posted 22 minutes ago
Anyone who has that stupid brummie accent. Never be allowed to be a movie star with that accent
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And the famous movie stars from Daarbaaaay are?
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You need to get out more.
Do you ever watch any films?
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No wonder Cloughie hit the bottle,after realising he was stuck with the most imbecilic accent in the World!
comment by Peeder (U1684)
posted on 5/11/18
Eh? Where do you think Cloughie came from then?
comment by Iwaslevel (U4836)
posted on 5/11/18
Warnock should be the manager, surely!
comment by lastapostleofvidal (U1491)
posted on 5/11/18
Fair enough, Iwas.
comment by VC10Ram (U18980)
posted on 5/11/18
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No wonder Cloughie hit the bottle,after realising he was stuck with the most imbecilic accent in the World!
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Is your favourite player the one who had a pineapple growing out of his head or was that someone else?
Your team wasn't very good but your supporters were first class.
I like the Brummie Yam Yam accent, it's so classy.
comment by Zigger Zagger (U6905)
posted on 5/11/18
comment by blueinbarca (U3426)
d*ckhead
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