Three days is not enough to take a team playing at one level and get them to play at a much higher level. The Man Utd team that lost to Liverpool compared to the team that wins 5-1 yesterday - You cannot achieve this change after three days with a new manager. In three days, a manager can do nothing to make a team who is not good, good. You cannot achieve this in three days. It is impossible.
So how did Man Utd win 5-1 yesterday? I mean, we've already established it's impossible Marcus Rashford suddenly became a significantly better player in the last three days so how can you explain the difference? I'll tell you:
What happened is weak players who downed tools and gave up trying because they're too sensitive to fight for Mourinho finally decided to start trying again yesterday and you see what happened. Man Utd fans shouldn't be celebrating these players, they should be cursing them! They should be abusing them and booing them and they should never forgive them! These players conned the fans out of half a season by deciding they weren't gonna try their hardest! How can people not see that? If they had tried their hardest from day one this season, yesterday is irrefutable evidence that Man Utd would have won way more games and played way better football. These players literally stuck the middle finger up at the fans and said "We don't care if you suffer because we're not trying our hardest, we don't like our boss so your opinion is worthless to us." It is literally that. I'm tired of seeing fans fall for this con. The players don't give a shiiiit about you. They conned you out of half a season and you don't even care! I don't understand why football fans are so fickle. They'll support their teams til they die but when it comes to loyalty to a person, there's no loyalty. Any manager can be thrown aside just like that.
Anyway, furrrk Manchester United. I'm torn between not wanting Liverpool to win the league because their fans are cocky annoying gobshiiites, but wanting them to win the league because it would make the Man Utd fans miserable. The United players are disgusting rats, and I'll never forgive them or the club ever. But if I can make just one Man Utd fan see the truth and realise that their players have conned them, then making this article is worth it to me. Even just one.
Oh and last thing, furrrk Sarri. He's so shiiit its unbelievable. Lose at home to Lester???? Stockport furrrkiing County could beat Lester at home. Sarri had no problem buying trash players like Kepa and Kovacic (OK he was a loan but whatever) but it didn't occur to the little furrrking genius to sign a goddamn STRIKER??? The position we most needed to sign a player for? Hell, the furrrking player that scored for Lester yesterday is a perfect example of a player we should have bought. Just fire Sarri already and bring Mourinho back. If we got Mourinho back, I'd finally be able to support Chelsea with all my heart again.
Three days
posted on 24/12/18
comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 18 hours, 24 minutes ago
comment by Jose Mourinho, just the Portuguese Fat Sam, teaching 19th century football. Klopp is the better manager, and Eva Caniero was right. #Hazard knows. (U21750)
posted 26 minutes ago
Pogba isn't a great man. He's almost as big of a biiitch as Hazard is and I never thought I would say that.
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Pogba is a great man Wahl. You know why they don't show United in North Korea? It's because Pogba gives the people hope. Hope that they too can one day overthrow their tyrannical leader by posting subtle pictures on Instagram. For that he deserves our respect and adulation.
St. Pogba
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That's actually funny, I'll give you that
posted on 24/12/18
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 18 hours, 21 minutes ago
This day is called the feast of Pogba:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Pogba.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say 'To-morrow is Saint Pogba:'
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say 'These wounds I had on Pogba's day.'
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day...
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Paulus Pogba shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Pogba's day.
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Furrrk Pogba
posted on 24/12/18
Having a nice Christmas Ev_, Erik?
posted on 24/12/18
comment by Jose Mourinho, just the Portuguese Fat Sam, te... (U21750)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 18 hours, 24 minutes ago
comment by Jose Mourinho, just the Portuguese Fat Sam, teaching 19th century football. Klopp is the better manager, and Eva Caniero was right. #Hazard knows. (U21750)
posted 26 minutes ago
Pogba isn't a great man. He's almost as big of a biiitch as Hazard is and I never thought I would say that.
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Pogba is a great man Wahl. You know why they don't show United in North Korea? It's because Pogba gives the people hope. Hope that they too can one day overthrow their tyrannical leader by posting subtle pictures on Instagram. For that he deserves our respect and adulation.
St. Pogba
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That's actually funny, I'll give you that
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And now Saint Pogba communicates with us mere mortals through mystical signs, which he calls Pogmojis.
posted on 24/12/18
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 3 minutes ago
Having a nice Christmas Ev_, Erik?
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yeah, Christmas evE is going OK bro.
posted on 24/12/18
comment by Jalisco Red 🇳🇴 (U4195)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Jose Mourinho, just the Portuguese Fat Sam, te... (U21750)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 18 hours, 24 minutes ago
comment by Jose Mourinho, just the Portuguese Fat Sam, teaching 19th century football. Klopp is the better manager, and Eva Caniero was right. #Hazard knows. (U21750)
posted 26 minutes ago
Pogba isn't a great man. He's almost as big of a biiitch as Hazard is and I never thought I would say that.
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Pogba is a great man Wahl. You know why they don't show United in North Korea? It's because Pogba gives the people hope. Hope that they too can one day overthrow their tyrannical leader by posting subtle pictures on Instagram. For that he deserves our respect and adulation.
St. Pogba
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That's actually funny, I'll give you that
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And now Saint Pogba communicates with us mere mortals through mystical signs, which he calls Pogmojis.
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That actually is a real thing, wow
God, he's such a diiick.
posted on 24/12/18
comment by Jose Mourinho, just the Portuguese Fat Sam, te... (U21750)
posted 6 seconds ago
comment by Jalisco Red 🇳🇴 (U4195)
posted 4 minutes ago
comment by Jose Mourinho, just the Portuguese Fat Sam, te... (U21750)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 18 hours, 24 minutes ago
comment by Jose Mourinho, just the Portuguese Fat Sam, teaching 19th century football. Klopp is the better manager, and Eva Caniero was right. #Hazard knows. (U21750)
posted 26 minutes ago
Pogba isn't a great man. He's almost as big of a biiitch as Hazard is and I never thought I would say that.
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Pogba is a great man Wahl. You know why they don't show United in North Korea? It's because Pogba gives the people hope. Hope that they too can one day overthrow their tyrannical leader by posting subtle pictures on Instagram. For that he deserves our respect and adulation.
St. Pogba
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That's actually funny, I'll give you that
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And now Saint Pogba communicates with us mere mortals through mystical signs, which he calls Pogmojis.
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That actually is a real thing, wow
God, he's such a diiick.
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Be thankful that you have been deemed worthy to gaze upon His signs
posted on 24/12/18
I tried to install the Pogmoji app but was told I need two defensive apps or it won’t work properly
posted on 24/12/18
Who the furrrk would even use that app Lol.
posted on 24/12/18
comment by Jose Mourinho, just the Portuguese Fat Sam, te... (U21750)
posted 47 seconds ago
Who the furrrk would even use that app Lol.
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