Kilmarnock v Rangers - live

comment by JukeboxJunkie (U10162)
posted less than a minute ago
Can't believe some Celtic fans are concerned about a "title challenge"

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Buzz kill funsucker....

Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

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So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: I can't make Tuesdays.'

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

goodnight....

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comment by I'm not as think as you drunk I am.......Schizophrenia was my idea!.....No it wasn't!.....You are never alone with a Schizo :D (U2115)
posted 8 hours, 50 minutes ago
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.

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Last night I dreamt I ate my pillow. When I woke up I realised my giant marshmallow was gone.

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meta is better 😂

Superman is flying over the New York skyscrapers when he looks down and sees Wonderwoman on a roof below.
On her back, tats out with legs wide open.

Superman thinks “i’ll have a bit of that” swoops down and bangs her fast and furious and flies off.

Wonderwoman screams “what the feck was that?,”

....and the invisible man says” feck knows but my erse is killing me!!”