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Sayings in Football that wind you up?

Could be by fans, pundits/commentators etc

“He could have had a hat trick by now" frequently used by commentators who clearly haven’t watched Back to the Future and therefore are not familiar with Doc Brown’s space time continuum theory

"I was there during the during the bad old days, you younger fans don’t know you’re born/have been spoilt." Yeah fair enough but nobody can help when they were born. For example, it’s not my fault my parents did The Śex for the 2nd (and last) time in the latter part of 1976 thus meaning I could not be there to witness the real bad old days. Sorry about that, I will give my parents a bollocking on your behalf.

And the all frequently used……….Normally by opposition fans “If it wasn’t for your goalkeeper………"  Yes the goalkeeper (who’s not an unfair secret weapon) doing the job he gets paid to do

Any others?

posted on 24/4/19

Think Pep should’ve gone for B.Silva in midfield over one of Gundogan or David with Sane on wing, especially in KDB’s absence. Though I guess you can trust B.silva and sterling to put a bigger shift over Sane defensively from the wing

posted on 24/4/19

Damn wrong thread soz

posted on 24/4/19

Yes everything carragher has said when analysing liverpool's title charge, over zealous mother f,

We get it your team is doing well ffs

posted on 24/4/19

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posted on 24/4/19

"That's a superb strike there by [player.x] which just flew over the bar."


How the fluck is it a 'superb strike' if it isn't even on target.

Surely that is the first prerequisite for any shot to be able to be referred to as 'superb'


posted on 24/4/19

"That's a brilliant ball into the danger zone - shame nobody was there"

Why did he cross it then?!

comment by RJC (U17308)

posted on 24/4/19

comment by LegendOsgood (U7946)
posted 2 hours, 41 minutes ago
Yes everything carragher has said when analysing liverpool's title charge, over zealous mother f,

We get it your team is doing well ffs
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Just leave it at everything Carragher has said.

Can't stand the sweaty faced scouse knb

posted on 24/4/19

“He hit that almost too well.”

posted on 25/4/19

we will have to give 110% if we want to get something. well your fooked pal coz 110% isnt gonna happen.

posted on 16/5/19

Not really a saying, but it winds me up that Stuart Robson, on ESPN FC, can't pronounce "Manchester United". He does like a weird kind of portmanteau and says Manchanited. Every. Single. Time. It is the most infuriating thing I've ever heard.

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