Yes it has come to that time of the year again. Where we all take a break from the hustle and bustle of a daunting season. I'd like to thank everyone for their contributions to our glorious season.
Special shoutout to Insert for his undefeated streak of match threads in our CL run, even overturning the abomination of Prank's 3-0 defeat in Spain. I've spoken to Admin and there's a custom JA606 mug in the mail for you.
Lets get down to it:
Player of the Season - It can only the gawd Virgil Van Dijk. Someone told me that Van Dijk could shiiit the bed in his sleep and still wake up with a clean sheet. I'd love to see someone argue against that.
Young Player of the Season - Had Gomez stayed fit and continued his form he'll definitely be the front runner but it has to go to Trent Alexander-Arnold. 1 goal and 16 assists for a 20 year old RB. Outstanding. I just want to address something quickly as well. There's a few people that think he should be moved into midfield. I just want to say, I think he'll make a very good midfielder but he's already on his way to becoming a world class right back. Moving him now will be mental.
Signing of the Season - It's a genuine coin flip between Alisson and Fabinho. I'll let you guys decide this one.
Goal of the Season - It has to be Origi's last minute winner against the bitters. Everything about that goal is football xhamster. Alisson's quick freekick to Trent who elegantly passed the ball about 50 yards to Van Dijk, who's deft touch volley with backspin made it so easy for Origi to score. That's football.
Game of the Season - Now the obvious choices are obviously our games against Barca at home or the final against Spurs but I want to go full hipster here and say that my favourite performance was definitely the 5-1 against Arsenal. It was nice to see the attacking verve from us. It confirmed to me that if need be we could always turn on the press like a light switch.
Below is a list of some of my favourite moments in the season:
- Firmino's eye celebration against PSG
- Sturridge's pearler against Chelsea
- Mane shoving Vidal's face
- Milner's challenge on Neymar where he took him off the field
- Mane sending Neymar to the 4th dimension so he can enlighten himself about what football is
- Salah's tracking back against Porto
- Robertson slapping around Messi. I've heard Messi was complaining about toxic masculinity after the game lol
- Wijnaldum turning Busquets and Vidal inside out
- The coaching phenomenon Actherburg wetting his pants after we took the lead against Spurs at home.
- Klopp's double waaank celebration against West Ham
- Alisson's lob...on his debut was it?
- The fan that gave Messi the middle finger
- The ball boy's quick reaction for that Trent corner
- Origi remaining ice cool while everyone lost their shiiit after his goal against Spurs in the final. Mans celebrated like he scored against Huddersfield lol.
- Klopp singing lets talk about 6 baby
- Klopp counting to 6 on the bus
- Klopp almost falling off the bus
Feel free to add anything that I may have missed out.
- Bit soft but Salah's little girl scoring at the kop end after Barca while Mo was bring interviewed was lovely. Really summed up this group.
Season Awards
posted on 5/6/19
Player of the Season- VVD
Young Player of the Season -TAA
Signing of the Season- Alisson, Golden gloves in his first season, been as big a part in the improved defence as VVD imo.
Goal of the Season- Mo's v Chelsea
Game of the Season- Barca at home
Moment to savour- Has to be TAA’s corner against Barcelona
Underrated player of the season - Has to be either Wijnaldum or Matip
posted on 5/6/19
Matip for sure.
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posted on 5/6/19
TBH... .the OP says it all.
posted on 5/6/19
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 2 hours, 17 minutes ago
comment by Lets talk about 6 baby (U18359)
posted 7 minutes ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 15 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody - as a rule I don't trust a man who doesn't drink but I do trust James Milner (U6374)
posted 11 minutes ago
Anyway this was a nice and positive thread sizz and as much as I like you
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Yeah no one else likes you now fack off
Champions of Europe you'll never be that
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I’m beloved on this site mate.
My legacy is legend.
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In your sad little world
You and Ace are perfectly matched...and both so on the right board
posted on 5/6/19
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody - as a rule I don't trust a man who doesn't drink but I do trust James Milner (U6374)
posted 32 minutes ago
Why would we want Kane?
We have the leagues top two scorers already.
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Your lies make baby Jesus cry.
Everybody wants what we have.
Everybody.
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What, Anthrax?
I'll pass on that
posted on 5/6/19
comment by Keep It Greasy So It'll Go Down Easy (U1396)
posted 35 minutes ago
comment by Automatic For The People (U21889)
posted 1 hour, 15 minutes ago
comment by Robbing_Hoody - as a rule I don't trust a man who doesn't drink but I do trust James Milner (U6374)
posted 32 minutes ago
Why would we want Kane?
We have the leagues top two scorers already.
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Your lies make baby Jesus cry.
Everybody wants what we have.
Everybody.
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What, Anthrax?
I'll pass on that
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WhatchootalkingboutWillis?
posted on 5/6/19
He meant AIDS sizz.
Bad AIDS at that 🔥
posted on 5/6/19
comment by Robbing_Hoody - as a rule I don't trust a man who doesn't drink but I do trust James Milner (U6374)
posted 23 minutes ago
He meant AIDS sizz.
Bad AIDS at that 🔥
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First Mark Fowler now Sizzle
posted on 5/6/19
Moment of the season? Only one winner. Yes, Trents corner kick for Divock to score is right up there at the top. But there's a better moment:
Immediately following Divock's effort hitting the back of the net, the BT Sport cameras panned in on Messi's and Suarez' faces.
Those images will never leave me: total disbelief; mesmerised; overwhelemed; gobsmacked;WTF?????
And finally, "Where can/do we go from here? Except home, potless." expressions.
Priceless