Jon Newby - Cracking One Out (Kippe Style)

“Former Liverpool striker Jon Newby has opened the lid on his time at the club in his new book entitled ‘Cracking One Out (Kippe Style).’ Incensed by a series of revelations by former team-mate Frode Kippe in his autobiography ‘Bunkbed Politics’, Newby has hit back by releasing his version of the stories.

‘This muppet used to get all annoyed because I was the one going out and getting all the action. Gerard and Phil used to prefer me to him, I got paid more money and I got more girls. The guy was just a loser that hung around way longer than he should’ve done. Even after that I still tried to be nice to him because I admit I felt a bit sorry. Yes I felt sorry when Dominic Matteo put treacle in his boxers and gave him a genital rash. Yes I felt sorry for him when Haukar Gudnason gave him a ‘Flat Willy’ during training. But he was still a rude, miserable git.

So now I’m reading his book and he’s got the nerve to have a go at me! Honestly this guy was something else. For our Christmas bash we were at a really fancy joint in West Kirby. Real nice place, best restaurant I’d ever been to at the time. And this Kippe guy sat by himself in the corner, slightly away from everyone else. So anyway I’m bantering with Richie, Haukar and the boys and then I notice Frode’s face looked more strained. Strained in a way as if he was climbing a big mountain and was just about to reach the top. His napkin was moving in a strange manner, a kind of hop skip and jump sort of action and I remember wondering how he had a lobster when none of us had even ordered starters. Then it hit me. This guy was cracking one out. Right there in one of the fanciest restaurants around this guy was knocking one out. I was astounded.’

Jon’s autobiography is set to be released in November through Melwood Heritage Publications."

I posted up the Frode Kippe one a while back when my boy done hit mans inbox with the excerpt ya feel me? Dude went at Newby hard. Real talk. Peep it here if you done got a bit confused:

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