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Life is good again!

The Premier League is back!

Tonight officially kicks off the period of the year that my fiance refers to as the time when I'm an absent father and selfish partner on weekends.

No more suffering through the dregs of whatever tofu football I can find on spurious foreign language channels, or worse still feigning tolerance and appreciation of the debacle that is women's football.

Things got so desperate for me at one point this summer that I wasted 45 minutes of my life watching the absolute POVERTY that is the E-FIFA World Cup... absolute trash (albeit through the eyes of a non-gamer). It'll be a billion pound event in no time at all thanks to the sharts we call generation Z.

The real stuff begins tonight with a comprehensive victory over Liverpool for Norwich at Anfield.

Predictions for the season:

Most penalties conceded courtesy of VAR: Otamendi

Most yellow cards courtesy of VAR: Mo Salah

First manager sacked: Lampard

First fan-base to boo their team at half time: Arsenal

First team to be ruled out of the running for a trophy: Tottenham

2019/20 Team of the season:

--------------------------------De Gea

---------AWB------Van Dijk------Maguire-----Shaw

------------De Bruyne-----McTominay----Pogba---

-------------------Salah------Rashford------Son

posted on 9/8/19

Do an article Arab pal

posted on 9/8/19

FFS ARAB I CBA TO GOOGLE THE PRESSER

posted on 9/8/19

Elvis is the captain now, Arab.

posted on 9/8/19

comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
Keita is poverty. Similar player to Djemba-Djemba. He’s going to frustrate Liverpool fans.


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I think you've got Keita mixed up with Pogba there.

posted on 9/8/19

comment by Firmino's Brightest Tooth (U1217)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
Keita is poverty. Similar player to Djemba-Djemba. He’s going to frustrate Liverpool fans.


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I think you've got Keita mixed up with Pogba there.
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Does Pogba frustrate Liverpool fans?

posted on 9/8/19

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Please don't take my Solskjaer away. (U1270)
posted 2 hours, 22 minutes ago
comment by Firmino's Brightest Tooth (U1217)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
Keita is poverty. Similar player to Djemba-Djemba. He’s going to frustrate Liverpool fans.


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I think you've got Keita mixed up with Pogba there.
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Does Pogba frustrate Liverpool fans?
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He certainly facking would if he played for us.

comment by Elvis (U7425)

posted on 9/8/19

comment by Firmino's Brightest Tooth (U1217)
posted 6 minutes ago

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Please don't take my Solskjaer away. (U1270)
posted 2 hours, 22 minutes ago
comment by Firmino's Brightest Tooth (U1217)
posted 1 minute ago
comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 2 hours, 36 minutes ago
Keita is poverty. Similar player to Djemba-Djemba. He’s going to frustrate Liverpool fans.


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I think you've got Keita mixed up with Pogba there.
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Does Pogba frustrate Liverpool fans?
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He certainly facking would if he played for us.
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If only he was as productive as Keita....

posted on 9/8/19

Would supporters of either team be happy with a Pogba/Keita swap?

posted on 9/8/19

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Please don't take my Solskjaer away. (U1270)
posted 13 minutes ago
Would supporters of either team be happy with a Pogba/Keita swap?
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No

posted on 10/8/19

comment by The Post Nearly Man. Please don't take my Solskjaer away. (U1270)
posted 7 hours, 47 minutes ago
Would supporters of either team be happy with a Pogba/Keita swap?
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Nope.

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