FAO MITO

comment by moreinjuredthanowen (U9641)
posted 1 day, 16 hours ago
Hi luv.

You never sent me a PM but you seem to be taking me saying enough is enough personally.

I replied to 3 people who sent me a pm after seeing you lot still talking about me after i left in early july.


consider this my goodbye letter.

Dear residents of not606,

I thought I’d write a little note to you lot with regard to my absolute astonishment and disbelief at the sheer inanity, juvenility and general twatticity that you spout day in and day out.
As for the sheer waste that is your lives and the monetary waste that your complete failure to carry out the job for which you are paid to do while you are harvest your latest catch of buffoons form the not606 ocean of simpletons. I have to be quite aware of any swear word or other derogatory phrase in my current vocabulary which may lead to this post not publishing and don’t feel any come close to a description of your inept ways but let me just say that you have collectively reached a level of inadequacy and social ineptitude that neither I nor modern science had previously considered possible.

I once felt sorry for the ploderators of that site but have come to realise that they truly deserve to be the sheep herders of such a gibbon sanctuary that is not606. As an adult who has a full time well paying job I have to say that I could take any of the professional staff I work with as well as any supplier or customer you care to mention and burn down their houses, impregnate their wives and then dismember their children before systematically sending them back in the post, limb-by-limb, and still ensure a level of customer satisfaction which exceeds that of the polderators of not606 with their ultra machco attitude.

I would genuinely like to know how you pathetic little pishflaps sleep at night, knowing full well that you personally have posted some of the worst literature known to man on that godforsaken site, in the process leaving behind a record of you utter denseness for all future generations to behold .

In fact I recall a time, in my youth, when I decided to miss school and instead spent the entire day at home furiously spanking a monkey over dirty mags. Yet somehow, I still managed to contribute more to society in that one Andrex-filled day than you complete bunch of toss-baskets have contributed to not606 in your entire time there.
You are a total disgrace, not only to our club, not only to the human race, but to nature itself. This may sound like an exaggeration, but believe me when I say that I have passed dog droppings on the street that have brought me a greater level of pleasure and entertainment than having to read each of you worthless excuses for human beings inanely recite the same story 43 times before indulging in another round of hapless self molestation via my pot is bigger than yours.

I considered, for a second, that I was perhaps being a little too harsh. But then I recalled that I have read this stuff for years. Yes, for too long you have failed to earn the air you’ve been breathing by offering any kind of tangible contribution to society.
I trust, at this precise moment in time, that the admin is in his office tapping away on the ja606 admin page removing this. I say don’t bother it’s the only rational thing said about not606 in years.

If they do however delete this I ask you to please take matters into your hands. Use your imagination, guys – strangle yourselves or cover yourself in tinfoil and take a fork to a nearby plug socket, or something. Just put yourselves and us reasoned debators out of our collective misery.


So, in summary, you pack of repugnant, sputum-filled, invertebrate pukewits; leave this site now and don’t you dare look back, Some of you have consistently demonstrated that at least a few of you can type. If you’d even the same passion and desire that can commonly be found within the contents of a sloth’s ball bag, you’d get a decent job and go work for a living.
I look forward to you serving me at my local McDonald’s drive-through in the near future.
Yours sincerely

MITO.



p.s. nothing personal

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Probably the best thing you've ever posted, I'll post it as your leaving thread and add some music of my choice unless you have a suggestion?

Well said MITO, I see you've still got it.

comment by Going Loco Like Sissoko (U10893)
posted 23 minutes ago
Well said MITO, I see you've still got it.
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We're not sure what it is yet but he has definitely got it.

Leaving thread posted.

https://www.not606.com/threads/mito-does-a-girly-flounce-off.377775/

I went with Bill Withers Ain't no Sunshine When She's gone.

comment by luv (U22251)
posted 28 minutes ago
Leaving thread posted.

https://www.not606.com/threads/mito-does-a-girly-flounce-off.377775/

I went with Bill Withers Ain't no Sunshine When She's gone.
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A bit sad of you to post that on the other site. Clearly why he said in his post above appears to have some truth to it. Just saying. . . .

comment by Going Loco Like Sissoko (U10893)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by luv (U22251)
posted 28 minutes ago
Leaving thread posted.

https://www.not606.com/threads/mito-does-a-girly-flounce-off.377775/

I went with Bill Withers Ain't no Sunshine When She's gone.
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A bit sad of you to post that on the other site. Clearly why he said in his post above appears to have some truth to it. Just saying. . . .
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Why is it sad? Just a bit of fun. We all wish he would stay but if something has really annoyed him then fine it's up to him. No point being all serious about a football forum on the internet we'll have a laugh at his leaving letter in a thread, perhaps he'll visit us sometimes.

comment by luv (U22251)
posted 1 hour, 55 minutes ago
comment by Going Loco Like Sissoko (U10893)
posted 18 minutes ago
comment by luv (U22251)
posted 28 minutes ago
Leaving thread posted.

https://www.not606.com/threads/mito-does-a-girly-flounce-off.377775/

I went with Bill Withers Ain't no Sunshine When She's gone.
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A bit sad of you to post that on the other site. Clearly why he said in his post above appears to have some truth to it. Just saying. . . .
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Why is it sad? Just a bit of fun. We all wish he would stay but if something has really annoyed him then fine it's up to him. No point being all serious about a football forum on the internet we'll have a laugh at his leaving letter in a thread, perhaps he'll visit us sometimes.
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you forgot the nothing personal line.

Stop upsetting JB. I had to go give him a comment that this stuff was no big deal.

BTW:

the list was given to the not606ers and they lost the plot.

the list was exactly what Herr Klopp said in june and people still won't accept it.

Origi
Ox
Brewster.

AKA I was right as always

comment by moreinjuredthanowen (U9641)
posted 1 minute ago
BTW:

the list was given to the not606ers and they lost the plot.

the list was exactly what Herr Klopp said in june and people still won't accept it.

Origi
Ox
Brewster.

AKA I was right as always

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What's the list about MITO? Is this pecking order?

comment by Going Loco Like Sissoko (U10893)
posted 5 hours, 18 minutes ago
comment by moreinjuredthanowen (U9641)
posted 1 minute ago
BTW:

the list was given to the not606ers and they lost the plot.

the list was exactly what Herr Klopp said in june and people still won't accept it.

Origi
Ox
Brewster.

AKA I was right as always

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What's the list about MITO? Is this pecking order?
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Nah,

I merely pointed out that pepe made zero sense as a Liverpool signing, primarily due to position but also because klopp and Edwards work over a longer term and pepe was never on their list.

Simply because the club let it be known in June via Pearce at the echo.

Let me just say the lads of not606 took it very badly and decided I was mystic meg and couldn't be right simply as thry wanted us to sign someone.

Klopp himself clarified this very early in preseason giving who were his list.

So it became a thing.

No big deal really but quite a few got petty and ignorant so I decided they can keep their site.