Is Middlesborough really Yorkshire ?

Its in England

Originally Yorkshire, then Cleveland, now it’s just one of those Unitarian local authorities

Its North East. There rivals are Newcastle and Sunderland, not Leeds.

Is Queens Park Rangers near Buckingham Palace

About three miles away. A ball o' chalk takes about an hour and a alf. You could alternatively take a number 148 bus. We're queens plural, Liz Windsors drum is singular.

We persist wiv Chair who I thought look a bit out of sorts in the last few games. Woefully short of pace in the middle of the defence again

Dogs an sheep and as you would expect wiv those two animals the dogs come out on top. There seems to be a group breaking away from the pack at last.

Just noticed that Mr Friend is playing, fort he was injured. He's no friend of ours cos he always does well against us. Not a good sign.

Alf time and we've just ad a bit of luck. As I said earlier there's four teams starting to put daylight between demselves and the rest. Ad to appen, couldn't ave alf the division in wiv a shout

Whatever we ad just a month ago as disappeared. Failure to capitalize on ome games as seen us slip down the league. Good time for a break. Who knows though we might bounce back and surprise ourselves wiv a win over the "fools".