Comparative merits

No.

More of a Triumph Trident man.

I wouldn't say no, are you offering? I'll ride anything.

Yes, close, My adversary was a Moreton Commando.

Going commando gives a good feeling of looseness.

Who let you loose. Be off with you young man.

I bet you once hit a ton on the Meols stretch, Silky

I remember well my dear Lambretta, side panels removed, 11 mirrors, every part of the engine that could be chromed was chromed. 80 mph with a good wind. Ah memories!!!!!!!!!!

I bet you are sorry you stopped eating the Beans though. They certainly do affect performance.