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by CONCERNED EVERTONIAN (U7886)

That was a shout you would hear every 10 yards or so on Derby day.
Now we are putting adverts out on the radio trying to sell tickets for saturday.

Dont tell me that is down to the recession.

posted on 26/9/11

They're not on general sale?

As of today you still have to have attended 4 games to get the right to buy one.

posted on 26/9/11

Toblerone Boots (U4965)

I hear if you turn up with a cake you dont need any buying history, a clown suit will also be an advantage

posted on 26/9/11

I saw that clown, what an embarrassment. I wondered if it was Crispy

posted on 26/9/11

I wonder if he will offer anyone a sniff of his 'flower'

posted on 26/9/11

His flower is a cleverly disguised voice recorder mate, he's got it ready for the next 'meeting'.

posted on 26/9/11

Would the clown get into the ground through the tight turnstiles?

Or would the missus stop him from going to games

posted on 26/9/11

Who ate the cake, or did it go off as it arrived, With a Poof?

posted on 26/9/11

Well I didn't see the Clown in the crowd, so I reckon he was defo one of the 'conscientious objectors', so he'll have been home for 3.10, in time to bath the dog.

posted on 26/9/11

Or eat his cake!.

posted on 26/9/11

crispy,
Hope you are feeling ok after that savage mauling

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