Coronared...

How does my missus get back from Birmingham to the Baleares before Easter, is the bigger question.

Looks like I'm doing the JA606 graveyard shift for the next few months.

Can't even do P0rnhub after prostate cancer surgery.

Agreed, this will drag on for months. Don't see the season being able to finish. Gets us out of jail but doesn't make up for what has been a very poor season. Whilst I love football, the news to halt football has come as a relief for me. We've been playing so badly for weeks now that I was starting to dread our games.

DS to go regardless, a big thank you for getting us up but he's not PL quality I'm afraid. Suso has done a poor job too given how our signings have performed and I think Purslow might have to get the boot too. Do everything possible to bring in a high profile manager who has managed at the highest level, then bring in 4 or 5 top quality players in key positions so that next season is more bearable. Hell, I'd even take midtable mediocrity over yet another relegation battle that's for sure.

Have no idea about training. Some clubs' players are in isolation and I suspect other clubs' players will do the same as and when the virus is detected. This could be at different times so there is no way of knowing when it could be safe to play again. This will affect fitness levels and match sharpness so it really will affect many teams if they do have to play again. I don't agree with the idea of playing behind closed doors either as it is a real disadvantage to home teams, especially those near the bottom.

Very uncertain times.