Do you trust dentists !

comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 6 hours, 18 minutes ago
I knew a load of dentistry students at uni. They all said they knew of dentists who used to sedate people and stick their çoćks into their mouths.

So no.
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I remember Frank Skinner telling a story once about his trip to the dentist as a child.

He'd had a few teeth removed and when he came round groggily, he noticed strange marks on the arm rests that looked a little bit like footprints. Being a bit worse for wear he though nothing more of it.

Then, that night as he was getting undressed for bed he realised his underpants were on backwards.

Are dentists essential workers now ?
just a thought !

comment by HarlequinHebdo (U16981)
posted 11 minutes ago
Are dentists essential workers now ?
just a thought !
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Suppose it depends if you need to be unwittingly sexuallly abused.

this thread. bloodied is known as gumbo by his mates by account of having no teeth as he’s too scared to go to the dentist

The ultimate irony is that his toothless mouth is even more appealing to predatory dentists everywhere....

Bloodred*

I'm only going to female dentists in the future !

Barf,....then I won't mind being unwittingly sexually abused !

No probs if you all die you Skum.

comment by The Lambeau Leap (U21050)
posted 8 hours, 54 minutes ago
comment by -bloodred- (U1222)
posted 3 hours, 36 minutes ago
I knew a load of dentistry students at uni. They all said they knew of dentists who used to sedate people and stick their çoćks into their mouths.

So no.
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I bet you also know a girl whose housemates slept with a guy on a first date and came out with a rash. I bet the mate went to the doctors and was told by a dermatologist that she had a parasite that only came from relations of an intimate nature with dead bodies. I bet it also transpired that the guy the housemate of your mate had been on a date with happened to work in.... a morgue!
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Was that an urban myth? I thought someone did get arrested for that somewhere in the US

I've heard of gynecologists that sheet to women.

In fact people could be raising other peoples kids because their missus visited the gyno at the wrong time. My missus doesn't see male gynos.

You get in, sit on that chair and spread your legs. The gyno has a remote that controls the chair so that the legs can be spread wider or closer according to his wish. The women are told they have to be put under and when they wake up they are a sore and they think it's normal when really the gyno smashed her six ways to Sunday.

I'm sure some gynos and fertility experts have like 100 kids each