Fool's an Hoop's

Another London derby on Tuesday night,dis one's at ome though. Both clubs ave ad a bad restart. We've played two relegation candidates,got beaten in both and scored no goals. The Fools ave played two promotion candidates,got beat in both and scored no goals. So, I fink something as to give (unless we play out a scoreless draw,the last one of those being twenty years ago) let's ope it's the Fools defence.