Everyone back off Tevez real talk

Well with the salary he has. He can blow it all on pipe and still have some change. Strip him of those wages. Pipe dilemma solved

Get him to check himself into pipe rehab

Cut the pipe to just Monday and Thursday? Small steps......

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How about replaced the ingredients used in the pipe with flavoured tobacco? It seems to have done wonders for Forlan since he left United.

Some good suggestions y'all. Mans finna bout to put together a pipe-reduction committee nah mean? Get all the anti-pipe peoples to get together at a monthly network forum and just get some ideas down on paper y'all feel me? Mans finna then approach some MP's and ish and just get rid of the pipe once and for all. We can fight it. Together. We can get all these players off the pipe and back on that good old fashioned, heavily fumigated, vicious mean green.

Dont forget while we at it. All bags of mean green that is purchased must accompanied by a for the munchies

With the money in the modern game, football is becoming riddled with both managers and players turning to the pipe.

Tevez - pipe
Torres - pipe
Mourinho - pipe
Neville - pipe
Adebeyor - pipe
Carroll - pint
Toure - pipe
Ferdinand - pipes
Lampard - pipe & slippers

I'll add Fergie to the pipe list.
After his last comment where he said something about TV and then saying the premier league signed a deal with the devil and then claim TV was god.

Man is defo on the pipe!