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OnlyPuns (and other jokes)

Jokes and puns

PUN OF THE MONTH:

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
Was in a Museum yesterday and thought I was looking at a portrait of a Scottish inventor, but I was mistaken as it was actually a French Protestant.

It's not Watt, you know, but Huguenot.
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PUN OF THE YEAR:

InBefore (U20589)
posted 47 minutes ago
What does Jeff Bezos do before Bed? Puts his Pajamazon ofc

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4ZA:

Why does Bluey not play keepy uppy in the house?
Because her father Bandit

posted 1 week, 5 days ago

comment by Mans with the Love for James's GUNN (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
Acknowledged fookface
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cheers luv

posted 1 week, 5 days ago

Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
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That's exactly what the bloke in the watch repair shop told me.

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
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That's exactly what the bloke in the watch repair shop told me.
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Chortle

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
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That's exactly what the bloke in the watch repair shop told me.
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I hope it was 6.30 when he did thats the best time on a watch hands down

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

Everyone acknowledged bla bla

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

Only the king could remove the sword from the stone

The rest lacked Arthurization

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

My dad used to say to me “Pints, gallons, litres”

Which speaks volumes really.

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

The oil tanker crash in the North Sea is sounding more horrendous by the minute... I'd love to know what the captain was doing and who she is?

posted 1 week, 2 days ago

Acknowledged

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