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OnlyPuns (and other jokes)

by Pun #Pogues4Life (U21588)

Jokes and puns

PUN OF THE MONTH:

comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
Was in a Museum yesterday and thought I was looking at a portrait of a Scottish inventor, but I was mistaken as it was actually a French Protestant.

It's not Watt, you know, but Huguenot.
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PUN OF THE YEAR:

InBefore (U20589)
posted 47 minutes ago
What does Jeff Bezos do before Bed? Puts his Pajamazon ofc

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4ZA:

Why does Bluey not play keepy uppy in the house?
Because her father Bandit

posted 4 days, 19 hours ago

comment by Ice Wollacombe (U22339)
posted 25 seconds ago
Eating too much cake is the sin of gluttony.

However, eating too much pie is ok because the Sin of Pi is 0.
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acknowledged

posted 3 days, 21 hours ago

My horse will only come out of her stable after dark.

She's become a night mare

posted 3 days, 18 hours ago

comment by Pun #Pogues4Life (U21588)
posted 1 day, 2 hours ago
comment by downtheplughole (U22523)
posted 2 minutes ago
What do you call haunted yogurt?
Paranormal Activia.
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posted 3 days, 8 hours ago

I'm never shopping with Amazon again. Ordered some grain for my chickens and as soon as it arrived I received an email asking for my feedback

posted 3 days, 4 hours ago

comment by Ice Wollacombe (U22339)
posted 3 hours, 38 minutes ago
I'm never shopping with Amazon again. Ordered some grain for my chickens and as soon as it arrived I received an email asking for my feedback
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acknowledged

posted 1 day, 4 hours ago

I once dated a girl called Sue Denim. Apparently, that wasn’t her real name.

posted 1 day, 4 hours ago

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 7 seconds ago
I once dated a girl called Sue Denim. Apparently, that wasn’t her real name.

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instacknowledged

posted 1 day, 4 hours ago

comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 14 minutes ago
I once dated a girl called Sue Denim. Apparently, that wasn’t her real name.

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Was her real name Jean?

posted 1 day, 4 hours ago

comment by Clockwork Red: Rúben's Train (U4892)
posted about a minute ago
comment by Inbefore (U20589)
posted 14 minutes ago
I once dated a girl called Sue Denim. Apparently, that wasn’t her real name.

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Was her real name Jean?

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Anne Onomus

posted 19 hours, 56 minutes ago

4 Norse god, 1 Roman god, and 2 astronomical bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says " Oh, this is a gonna be a week joke"

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