Jokes and puns
PUN OF THE MONTH:
comment by Jalisco Red (U4195)
posted 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
Was in a Museum yesterday and thought I was looking at a portrait of a Scottish inventor, but I was mistaken as it was actually a French Protestant.
It's not Watt, you know, but Huguenot.
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PUN OF THE YEAR:
InBefore (U20589)
posted 47 minutes ago
What does Jeff Bezos do before Bed? Puts his Pajamazon ofc
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4ZA:
Why does Bluey not play keepy uppy in the house?
Because her father Bandit
OnlyPuns (and other jokes)
posted 1 week, 5 days ago
comment by Mans with the Love for James's GUNN (U21588)
posted 3 minutes ago
Acknowledged fookface
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cheers luv
posted 1 week, 5 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
posted 1 week, 2 days ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
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That's exactly what the bloke in the watch repair shop told me.
posted 1 week, 2 days ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 21 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
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That's exactly what the bloke in the watch repair shop told me.
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Chortle
posted 1 week, 2 days ago
comment by Boris 'Inky’ Gibson (U5901)
posted 23 minutes ago
comment by Sheriff JW Pepper (U1007)
posted 2 days ago
Somebody's clearly got time on their hands this afternoon
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That's exactly what the bloke in the watch repair shop told me.
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I hope it was 6.30 when he did thats the best time on a watch hands down
posted 1 week, 2 days ago
Everyone acknowledged bla bla
posted 1 week, 2 days ago
Only the king could remove the sword from the stone
The rest lacked Arthurization
posted 1 week, 2 days ago
My dad used to say to me “Pints, gallons, litres”
Which speaks volumes really.
posted 1 week, 2 days ago
The oil tanker crash in the North Sea is sounding more horrendous by the minute... I'd love to know what the captain was doing and who she is?
posted 1 week, 2 days ago
Acknowledged