Evening all,
It's that infuriating time of year when, despite being in the midst of a pandemic, we are dragged kicking and screaming into forced fun; namely, Secret Santa.
I've been assigned the resident gobshyte/dolt/imbecile AKA the Liverpool fan that we hired as part of our outreach programme.
I've been told that we must stick to a £15 maximum. What is the worst imaginable present in that price range that I could possibly procure for a Liverpool fan (or a human being for that matter)?
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Secret Santa inspiration: Liverpool edition
comment by Tu Meke (U3732)
posted on 27/11/20
A framed photo of Gerrard's slip
comment by Vidicschin (U3584)
posted on 27/11/20
A crowbar or Balaclava.
posted on 27/11/20
Gotta be a suarez is innocent t shirt with lots of asterix
comment by Clockwork Red: Rúben's Train (U4892)
posted on 27/11/20
comment by Clever - son son son - '"Ole Ole Ole - The Cult One'' (U18599)
posted 1 hour, 44 minutes ago
Gotta be a suarez is innocent t shirt with lots of asterix
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Actually, that’s not a bad idea - an asterisk for on top of the Christmas tree!
comment by Clockwork Red: Rúben's Train (U4892)
posted on 27/11/20
Is The Complete Works of Pidier Pogba available for less than £15?
comment by Chyren (U9084)
posted on 27/11/20
15 pounds worth of 1ps in a jar
comment by #4zA (U22472)
posted on 28/11/20
comment by Clockwork Red (U4892)
posted 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
Is The Complete Works of Pidier Pogba available for less than £15?
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Lol
comment by livinthedream (U12817)
posted on 28/11/20
Half a qtr of weed
comment by Bãleș left boot (U22081)
posted on 28/11/20
An eighth?
comment by The Mighty Tottenham Hotspur. (U7858)
posted on 28/11/20
A butt plug, though would probably enjoy it
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