Best Player Ever - Who Am I?

Good hi,

There has been a lot of discussion regarding who the best footballer of all time is, after Maradona died of death recently. Before he perished, I caught up with him and several others who have staked a claim to this title over the years, to prove that I am in fact the best player of all time (you have to guess who I am). Among those I caught up with were Pele, Maradona, Messi, Ronaldo, Cruyff and maybe some others when I come to write the following paragraphs.

Anyway, these players were keen to find out just why I am the best and not them, so I invited them to interview me.

Ronaldo starts by asking “Have you done it in England, Spain AND Italy?"

Me: "Yes, I won titles in Spain and Italy, and played for one of the top English sides".

Maradona slurs “Have you done it at international level?"

Me: “Yes I have had success at international level".

Maradona: “BUT have you led an unfancied team to the title in a foreign country?"

Me: “Yes, and no one had even heard of the team before I led them to the title"

Maradona: *dies*

Pele: “You may have done it at international level, but did you do it in your own country at your local team??"

Me: “Yes. Twice."

Messi: “I am small. Are you small?"

Me: “Yes, but I don’t see how this is relevant"

Messi: “OK".

Cruyff: “You are forgetting that I died quite some time ago, aren’t you?"

Me: “Oh, sorry, I hope you’re ok"

Me: “Fack sorry, I always say the most inappropriate things at awkward moments"

Me: “Why do I keep saying sorry to him when he is dead?"

Cruyff: “Don’t worry about it".

To summarise, I have done it in 3+ of Europe’s top leagues (Take that Ronaldo). I have led an unfancied team to the title in a top division (up yours Maradona). I have had success with my national team (get it round you Pele, Maradona and Ronaldo). I have done it for my local club in my home country (oi oi Pele). I am also small (that’ll show you Messi) and I am also alive (suck on that Maradona and Cruyff).

So who am I?

The winner gets a can of Peach and Raspberry Dragon Soop.

Bye