Imagine being England, nay, The worlds best most deadly striker!
Imagine being given a free header 6 yards out to win it in front of the Kop. Put your <ahem> boyhood club top of the league for the first time since color tv came in. At the Kop end. where theres actually fans! Oohhh to celebrate in front of them!
Imagine swinging your mahoosive angular face at the ball, ready to plant it in the back of the net.
Imagine heading it with your ear, putting it 6 yards wide and 20 rows deep.
That sucks balls.
Big players win big games.
Bobby
Browse:
U know what sucks balls?
comment by Flashy flibble (U10324)
posted on 16/12/20
We were top of the league about 3 hours ago.
comment by Mr. Unsubscribe (U1110)
posted on 16/12/20
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comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted on 16/12/20
comment by Flashy flibble (U10324)
posted 9 minutes ago
We were top of the league about 3 hours ago.
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DVD out yet?
comment by RJC (U17308)
posted on 16/12/20
Color tv...
To new lows we doth sink.
comment by Flashy flibble (U10324)
posted on 16/12/20
Yeah
comment by Manfrombelmonty (U1705)
posted on 16/12/20
comment by RJC (U17308)
posted 1 minute ago
Color tv...
To new lows we doth sink.
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I thought the same earlier today when Harry Kane dived in his own box for a foul.
Seriously? Feigning a head injury to salvage a draw after that miss!
New lows and doth and all that
Thank goodness for Bobby
comment by BH_Spurs (U10357)
posted on 17/12/20
Bobby is no where near Kane. Only thing he’s better at is having better teeth.
comment by KLS - Mick Lynch for prime minister (U1695)
posted on 17/12/20
comment by BH_Spurs (U10357)
posted 11 minutes ago
Bobby is no where near Kane. Only thing he’s better at is having better teeth.
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And lifting trophies!!!!!!!!!!!!
comment by BH_Spurs (U10357)
posted on 17/12/20
Comes as no surprise Liverpool’s fans hate for Kane the England captain. After all scousers never actually want to support England in major tournaments anyway.
comment by moreinjuredthanowen (U9641)
posted on 17/12/20
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