Finally some good press regarding Tevez

Carlos Tevez has been handed a shock lifeline by Northern Ireland's tier 2 team Limavady.

Chairman Paul Brewster sent a message to City's hierarchy which said: "Pursuant to the well-publicised comments of your manager yesterday evening to the effect that Carlos Tevez would not be permitted to play for your club again, may I on behalf of Limavady United FC indicate our willingness to assist you with a difficult problem.
"We would be perfectly willing to take Mr Tevez on loan for the remainder of the season or until transfer, thereby permitting him to play football but without the risk of being cup-tied for the Champions League.
"Limavady United play in the championship in Northern Ireland and our manager would be happy to accommodate Mr Tevez within his squad.
"Naturally, our club would not be in a position to discharge Mr Tevez's wages but I am sure you can see the advantages of keeping him match fit prior to any possible sale."

From the sun, story can be read here:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3843803/Carlos-...

After all the negative press Tevez has received recently, he's finally been given a chance out of Manchester, surely he'd be a fool not to take it

(N.B. Obviously I'm aware that the comments are a joke, I find it really humorous)